A rare Charlotte Depressed Gorilla (CDG) sighting occurred this weekend at The Elves show this past Friday, June 31 at Snug Harbor.
“Me did not want to go outside” laments CDG. He goes on to mutter something about “disappointing,” “constipation” and “bananas.”
Soon after being invited to play tambourine on stage by Chad Wilson, front-man for The Elves, CDG rummaged through a few trash cans and “found nothing to sing about.”
“Elves need new gimmick” said the melancholy monkey as he slinked off behind Snug Harbor.
One can not be sure when he’ll surface again, but we can bet it will be a downer.